The greatest moment we will ever have as this new age marauder will be the one when we realise that there is a day when we decide to walk away and do something better.
I give you the Manifesto of Marauderism: The Bartender’s Song.
Oh and by the way, after short christmas break related hiatus, IM BACK BITCH
And so it was decided, that once a year when the weather got chilly, that Finn, Jake, The Ice King, BMO, Princess Bubblegum, Marceline the Vampire Queen, Cinnamon Bun, Peppermint Butler, Phil, a Candy Cane Man, one of the Gumdrop Girls, Lady Rainicorn, Lumpy Space Princess, that guy, the other guy, a pig, Tree Trunks, a two-headed duck, the old crazy Tart Toter, the Punch Bowl, a booger and Gunther would get together while wearing really big sweaters and watch videos on the floor next to a fire, to celebrate the day that Finn and Jake had a fleeting moment of empathy for the biggest weirdo in Ooo.
It was a miracle.
—Shelby, from Adventuretime (Holly Jolly Secrets ptII)
Sorry I don’t treat you like a goddess,
Is that what you want me to do?
Sorry I don’t treat you like you’re perfect,
Like all your little loyal subjects do,Sorry I’m not made of sugar,
Am I not sweet enough for you?
Is that why you always avoid me?
That must be such an inconvenience to you,Well… I’m just your problem,
I’m just your problem,
It’s like I’m not, even a person, am I?
I’m just your problemWell, I-I-I-I-I-I-I shouldn’t have to justify what I do
I-I-I-I-I-I-I shouldn’t have to prove anything to you
I’m sorry that I exist.
I forget what landed me on your blacklist,But I-I-I-I-I-I-I shouldn’t have to be the one that makes up with you,
So… why do I want to?
Why do I want to…To… bury you in the ground
Bury you with my sound
Jack White, Black Belles, Stephen Colbert with Cat. Obviously, these things all belong together.
Body mod icon Stalking Cat confirmed dead
Stalking Cat, an international body modification icon, was found dead in his Nevada home November 5 at the age of 53. No cause of death has yet been stated.
Born Dennis Avner and a member of the Huron and Lakota nations, Stalking Cat was well known for his [extensive body modifications] which included near full-body tattooing, transdermal whiskers, extensive silicone facial implants, teeth filing, and splitting his lip and ears. Many of the modifications were experimental at the time and became more common only afterwards.
A former Navy veteran and self-employed computer programmer, Stalking Cat explained his body modifications were part of an old Huron practice no longer widely known. Having been featured on international programs and done countless appearances, Stalking Cat told BME Zine editors a few years ago that he “found fame, but never fortune.”
While the media obsesses over rumors of suicide and the “ethics” of allowing an individual to modify their body, those of us who choose to modify our bodies—even just a small tattoo—must remember that we had at least some of the way paved for us by Stalking Cat and other body mod icons.
Thank you, staling cat. Body Mod for life.